Q and A's: Part One

Q: Why do chickens cluck when birds sing? They're birds, aren't they? Why don't they get good voices?
A: Chickens are evil, they must be punished by not being able to sing.

Q: Why are homeless people homeless?
A: They don't have homes. It's that simple.

Q: How do you make cottage cheese?
A: You put lemon juice in milk. No seriously, it works.

Q: How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna play some baseball?

Q: Why is ISTEP so stupid?
A: The Government wants us to be trapped in a never ending learning wormhole so they can take our minds away and sell them on ebay. That's how I lost my marbles. I sold them on Ebay.

Next Q and A: I need you to give me some questions to answer, I will be 100% truthful. If you ask I'll tell you. So yeah, ask away in a comment to this post =D