Inner Thoughts: Part Two

Who thought up the way they get milk, and why did they want to squeeze those things?
Why do tigers have stripes?
Why are girraffes so tall?
Why do black guys dance better than than white guys?
How come poems without a meaning are more fun than the ones that actually mean something?
Why are guys so sweet and then they turn into jerks?
Why do people have to kill each other?
Why are studded belts so amazingly rad?
Why are things so sad?
Why do some things make you cry?

I thought I saw a squirrel the other day, but it was a rabbit.
I just saw a commercial and all of these women were taking their shirts off and throwing them out their windows.
Woah! That guy is fat!!!
I liked that commercial.
I'm after me lucky Charms!